Pre-Madonna Type of Girl

I have this girl at work who would miss at least 2 out of 5 working days every week. I have not seen her working for a whole full week ever. Every time she would have a name for her illness as an excuse for sick leave. I called it an excuse because if she really is sick as she said she was, she got to be completely fell apart by now. I bet she visited webmd.com every day and look up a different name of illness you can use for her next excuse for calling in sick. The names of illness that she has been using so far including (but not limited to) headache, pink eyes, ear infection, soar throat, cold, chest pain, stomach ache, back ache, and the most recent one, urine infection. Since she has been using names of illness all the way from head to upper body to lower body, may be the name for her next illness will be something related to her leg or toes. It pisses me most is that she could get away from it. I don't know how. May be she thinks she is a pre-Madonna so she doesn't give a s**t what other people think and does whatever she likes. Crazy huh?!